W

Hopefully going to see it tonite.
VERY psyched.

H.

Guess who i'm being for halloween??

It would appear that dressing up as Mrs. Palin will also require some house redecorating: Maybe my other half would consider going as her other half?

It would just require a goatee, a bad haircut, a semi automatic weapon and a flourescent Ski-doo jacket.

See ya'll later on... instead of candy, we'll be handing out flash frozen pieces of meat we acquired while aerial hunting.

(all photos courtesy of google images)

Just to hammer home my previous posts point:

check THIS out.

Qatalyst for President

Did you know that both Obama and McCain have Stores on their websites?
They do.

pretty interesting stuff to,
like this diane von furstenberg bag on Obama's site. Alternatively,
if you wanted to support young children having access to handguns, and the destruction of multiculturalism, you could sport this stuff from McCain's site: Wow. When will Canadian Politics be this commercialized, i mean glamourous, i mean exciting.

Nataliedee.com genius

Oh Alana -
thank you for sending me a nataliedee comic the other day. Amazing.

In other News....

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
Put down the devices people.

Jerky what you can Jerky.

At lunch with Stalkee today, he was talking about a little snack he brought back from Japan last week. Essentially, it’s Squid Jerky.

Which led me to comment “Well, you jerky what you can jerky, right?”
Seemed like a legitimate comment to me. I mean, in North America, we turn meat that we have a lot of, into a jerky snack commodity.
Beef, Pork…. Is there chicken jerky?
Why wouldn't it be the same in other parts of the world?

Anyways, the point is… ever tried a seafood jerky?

Post a comment.

INTERNOT

So, internet is effed at the office.
stay tuned.
H.

A warm welcome

To livia fama.
the newest addition to qatalyst.

Please make her feel welcome :)

H.

only 4 calories

'tis crunch time yet again. however, this month its doublecrunch time as we are putting out 60PAGES! last night (at around midnight) a good friend of mine suggested that I try a 5 hour energy drink. available at UPI. i checked out the website and it promises 5 hours of energy (who'd have guessed) and no crash* later! crash is described as energy below baseline. i didnt go get one for a few reasons. A- i don't want a self induced heart attack. B- I thought, it's 12am, i dont want to be awake for 5 more hours..even though i was here until 4am without it... and C- there isnt even a UPI in the proximity. BUT it did get me thinking that it would be cool to do a feature in the mag about energy drinks and stuff. and have someone drink like, 5 of these and see if they can actually stay up and feel like not-shit....or have them do it and die and then we can bust all these companies and sue them and make mmmmmillliiioooonnnsssssss. Ok. so our new friend Livia is proofing the magazine right now, (and its funy because she's snickering at my desk and i know EXACTLY what article she's reading...SCD!) and then I have about 50 more hours of work to do on it. and then we send files at 4! yay! wait. that doesnt add up. IN OTHER NEWS: day 5 of protest out side our office. WITH ADDED BONUS of jack hammering construction (hello cruel world). alright. time to finish this coffee and scone (thanks kevin!) hang in there. C.

Lawn Furniture for Literalists

So, we've been tossing around ideas for the "reclaimed" patio behind our office.
Basically - we've got this pretty big green space that just has all this useless flora all over it. We need a usable space to hang out, that isn't gonna cost very much money.

G was kind enough to pass this idea on to me.

Any volunteers to come over and help us level the ground so that we can get to work on this: H.

Picture Perfect?

So.... We're in Sobey's yesterday. Picking up some ingredients for our lovely dinner party last nite. I don't normally like to frequent the place, because everything is way overpriced and too shiny and bright - it creeps me out.

But, we were walking, because the bike is out of commish right now.

So, we're picking up some pita in the bakery section and we spot this gem:
The name of the cake is "picture perfect"

The little sign on the cake says: HMR TYM

WTF????????

H.

A little creativity to end the weekend

I'm pretty sure this poem was inspired by your truly.
not sure though, you can be the judge.

beechwoods princess
sliding to loft uptown
dusting with the art rag
beautiful girl
love the dress
swish and sway
hell yes
jump in the beetle
and drive away
come back
another
way


Artist will remain anonymous.... for now.
from a new collection titled "Peckerhead Fondue"

In response to "In response to Qatalyst vs. Catalyst"

Oh, and in case any body gives a shit - John Manley's Presentation of "Afghanistan: Is there an answer?" Was lacking... to say the least. G... care to comment? Cassie?

Qatalyst vs. Catalyst?

So... The "waterloo region" Record and University of Waterloo have come out with a new magazine on UW Innovation and Business Entrepreneurship ...
it's called Catalyst!
Wow!
How "innovative" !