yo mama.

Since I am such a helpful person, I thought it would be appropriate to post some lovingly humorous jokes in honour of this sunday. (mothers day people!) yo mama so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals' yo mama so old jurassic park brought back memories yo mama is so fat she's once, twice, three times a lady. oh my god i think i hate myself a little. these are so bad. so bad they're AWESOME. anyways... if you've yet to get a gift for your madre, in my experience anything to do with freddie mercury, the eurythmics or brunch seems to work. ALSO: the CASBAH in hamilton tonight for Rogers Spring Music Festival! COME! we'll be there from 830 on. oh, and TGIF!!!!!!!! C.